13 questions to ask your groom

1) Whether he can trust the best man since he left his house keys in the pub – those rings cost a lot of money!

2) Does he know you can't spend the night before W-day together, so he'll be in his old Superman-themed room at his mum's?

3) If he's spoken to the suit hire company – your dad's 32-inch waist trousers were a bit optimistic!

4) Has he heard the stag budget's been cut? Peonies are pricey, so five nights in Prague may turn into a night down his local...

5) If he thinks riding a tandem bike to the church is romantic, or a bit on the silly side.

6) Whether there's any point in you dreaming about the £2,000 drss you've fallen in love with.

7) Is he as excited as you? You know he is, but you just want to check, seeing as it's not his style to dance around singing 'I'm getting married in the morning' every night.

8) Does he mind if Uncle Bob comes to the wedding? Yes, he was quite rude as the last family wedding, and the dancefloor strip was a bit embarassing, but he is family...

9) Which shade of pink he prefers – the very pale dusky pink, or the slightly pinker rosy pink? Deep down, he really does care.

10) Whether he's rung the venue about your growing guestlist. When you asked your workmates, you were meant to say 'evening do' but somehow 'whole day' just slipped out...

11) Has he booked a pre-wedding hair cut (and not at the cheap barber shop that made him look like an escaped convict)?

12) If you can peek at his speech. His hints about the contents are becoming alarming.

13) Does he realise that dress constraints mean wedding day undies are more Bridget Jones than Agent Provocateur? Tiny white lace hotpants don't suck anything in!