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14 thoughts you WON’T have on your wedding day

The wedding day worries you won’t care about on the big day

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14 thoughts you WON’T have on your wedding day
You won't be worrying about these things on your wedding day. Image: Getty Images

You’ll probably have a million worries leading up to your wedding day, but don’t worry, on the big day they will just melt away! Here are 14 things you definitely won’t be thinking about when you’re enjoying your reception.

8 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

1. “I really wish that cousin I haven’t seen since 1998 was here for these special moments.”
Sorry cousin Pete – you really weren’t missed.

2. “Maybe we should’ve gone for the beef instead of the chicken…”
Mmmm food.

3. “This white wine doesn’t quite complement the chicken.”
Mmmm wine.

4. “Those napkins still aren’t quite the right shade of blush.”
Who cares what colour the napkins are when the tables look so frickin’ pretty!

5. “That guest was late with their RSVP. And that one. And that one.”
It’s so lovely to have all your friends and family in one place. Who cares about a little lateness?

18 THINGS PEOPLE ONLY SAY AT WEDDINGS

6. “Is everyone else thinking that my veil isn’t quite the right shade of ivory too?”
Wearing a veil makes you feel like a goddess. Fact.

7. “I miss my dream peony bouquet.”
You won’t care about peonies when you see how stunning your in-season bouquet is.

8. “Oh god. Everyone hates our seating plan. This wedding is RUINED.”
You’ll be surprised by how well everyone gets on (especially when they’ve had a few drinks). You can practically feel the love in the room

9. “I really regret making that speech…”
Everyone loves it when a bride makes a speech. You can do no wrong.

HOW TO ACTUALLY ENJOY YOUR WEDDING DAY

10. “Those DIY table centres look a bit errr… handmade.”
All your hard work will look amazing when it all comes together.

11. “Let me just Instagram my chair backs.”
You probably won’t even know where your phone is.

12. “Why is Auntie Mildred glaring at me? Is it because there aren't any wedding favours?”
Seriously. No one cares about wedding favours.

13. “I best not get too drunk.”
Mmmm champagne.

14. “This wedding cake is just too big.”
Yay cake!

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